Real affection

Some people "Live Laugh Love."

Some people "Kumbaya" when they hang out.

But some people, like MY friends and family, let loose with the Middle Finger!

Spending time with them is the BEST. There's funny and embarrassing stories. Shared secrets. Brutal yet necessary insights.

But eventually someone crosses the line a tad.

How to respond? With a friendly Middle Finger!

I love that atmosphere of closeness, familiarity and reverie. With people who KNOW you. I decorated this listing to encourage that sort of social interaction.

 

Amenities

* Walk to campus in 15 minutes
* Parents: nearby shopping/dining
* Parking for six cars
* Two EV chargers for cars
* comfortable Leaf & Loom mattresses
* tankless hot water heater
* gigabyte WiFi
* Miele gourmet kitchen
* Fun selfie spots throughout the house * Great furniture and art!
 

Book now!

 

Reviews

 

I only have wonderful things to say about David and his home! I had to WFH during part of our stay and the WiFi was great at supporting my many video calls and the rooms had desks which allowed me to work without disturbing anyone.

- Carolyn

“A fabulous place in the heart of Bloomington that also felt secluded and peaceful! I was in town to visit family, and David's place felt like home. My kids reported sleeping better at David's than at home. The beds are all super comfy, and the linens are luxurious. The bathrooms and kitchen are all newly updated and spotless. MCM vibe was great fun, and David is an excellent host!”

— Fawn

These hosts know what they’re doing, and this was a high quality stay. The house is awesome and things like updated, state-of-the-art appliances and fixtures made our week super comfortable. We all also really appreciated the attention to details that matter like power banks on each bedside table, hangers in the closets, and plenty of good quality paper products. (My parents always wish people would remember to provide boxes of tissues!) It’s honestly a beautiful spot in a great neighborhood. We took multiple walks to Bryan Park, enjoying the friendly neighbors and beautiful gardens along the way!”

— Emily

“David's place is newly renovated, clean. Very spacious. It has the air of a place from a generation ago, but everything is new, and modern (including all appliances), and comfortable. IU, shopping, and downtown are all easily accessible/close by.”

— Carl

“The mid-century modern architecture of this house is very attractive and spacious....complemented by the display of framed original architectural drawings in several rooms. Architecture buffs will enjoy seeing them.

The neighborhood is lush with greenery and some quiet, timid deer may be seen in the early morning or late afternoon hours....a sight that we thoroughly enjoyed. All in all, a great place to stay in every way.”

— Gerald

David’s place was upscale, unorthodox, and unparalleled in its attention to detail. From the funky, playful, and inviting vibe to the high-end features and on brand provisions, my family had a delightful, pampered, and more-than-comfortable stay. A great option for a Bloomington visit!

— Bradley

 

Gallery


Why stay?

I am the second owner of this 1960 authentic mid-century modern, which was designed by the architect-owner. Extensive modernization of the electrical, networking, and lighting ensures that you have a comfortable stay. I restored all of this home's original features, including the kitchen cabinets and the bathroom tile.

The main level features three bedrooms, two full bathrooms, plus kitchen, dining and living room.

Downstairs is a totally renovated finished basement. It is a legal bedroom (hence the 4th bedroom) doubling as a TV/bar room, with a full bathroom and laundry room. It has a king-sized American Leather sofa sleeper that sleeps 2. This is the best sleeper sofa available, featuring a Tempu-Pedic mattress.

Parents visiting their kids can take a break from student life and enjoy time to themselves. The city's best bar/restaurant is a 3 minute drive away. Or use the chef's kitchen and entertain in this statement listing!

Entertainment and Working:
* high-speed Wifi 6;
* numerous Ethernet ports featuring Blue Jeans Cable (Belkin);
* Two 55" LG curved OLED TVs;
* Roku TVs so you can log in to watch your own streaming services.

Bedrooms:
* top of the line Leaf and Loom memory foam mattress in all bedrooms
* fluffy Isotonic pillows
* warm comforters and duvets freshly cleaned for each stay!

3 Full Bathrooms:
* fluffy white bath towels;
* shampoo, conditioner, and body wash provided;
* LED makeup mirrors;
* hairdryer, make-up remover wipes;
* tankless water heater (no more shower rationing);

Sometimes it is hard to control your own diet and/or food budget when living in a hotel. The galley kitchen features:

* Miele gourmet steam oven;
* Miele speed oven (microwave/convection oven);
* Miele built-in refrigerator;
* under-counter freezer;
* Vita-Prep blender;
* Zojirushi rice cooker;
* chef's knife, professionally sharpened regularly;
* extensive kitchen utensils, featuring oXo Good Grips
* Sur la Table cookware and plateware, Mikasa flatware; and
* drip coffeemaker, with complimentary coffee.

Downstairs has a wet-bar/kitchenette with:
* bar sink;
* 2nd dishwasher
* 2nd full size fridge/freezer
* BOJ Professional Wall-Mounted Wine Bottle Opener

Plus, I've added some fun "buried treasure" for you to discover throughout the home.

Artwork:
The living room features a Meural digital frame with a playlist of celebrities "flipping the bird."

Not to your taste? No worries, you can instead show your favorite pictures! Add baby pics of your IU student, or BFF photos of your group over the years. A great way to set the tone for a precious weekend together, with fun memories of years past. Just contact me in advance, and I’ll grant you access to the Meural so you can upload your own playlists.

Or, I can instead default to Netgear's subscription of world famous artwork.

I hope you love this clean, comfortable, and idiosyncratic home as much as I do.